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If marriage didn’t exist, would you invent it? Would you go “Baby, this shit we got together? It’s so good we gotta get the government in on this shit. We can’t just share this commitment ‘tweenst us. We need judges and lawyers involved in this shit, baby. It’s hot!

Doug Stanhope (via thedreamoperator)
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Posted on April 13, 2011 via Life is an Argument You Can't Win with 237 notes

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If marriage didn’t exist, would you invent it? Would you go “Baby, this shit we got together? It’s so good we gotta get the government in on this shit. We can’t just share this commitment ‘tweenst us. We need judges and lawyers involved in this shit, baby. It’s hot!